December 2011
shadzu:
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
01/01/2012,12:01AM
heyfunniest:
I haven’t ate anything since last year:
I haven’t showered since last year:
One hour ago seems just like last year:
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
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How teens and adults text
heyfunniest:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
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Today...
Was an amazing day with an amazing person. I am so grateful to have Alec in my life to keep me laughing and in a constant state of happiness. He is my other half and definitely the only guy for me.
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
heyfunniest:
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“I just think that if you don’t read the newspaper and the only TV you watch is...”
– Hank Hill (via thepascall)
